Hypathetical #2

I'd like to offer my apologies to UMass and South Alabama. I totally forgot to put them in my last post. Had I not got caught up in the excitement, I would've realized that there were two more members of the FBS. Plus I'm from Texas and all that was publicized were Texas State and UTSA.
To make it up to the Minutemen and Jaguar fans, I'll compose another super conference list that is absolutely ridiculous. And if anyone read my last post, just remember my wife is holding my manhood hostage because some crazy NCAA executive with a gun is power hungry and wants a monopoly. My imaginary wife is really hot and sweet and she wouldn't be doing this under any other circumstance. Then again this whole thing is my imagination, so here we go... AGAIN!!

()= Means current conference

ACC
Boston College
Buffalo (MAC)
Duke
Marshall (C-USA)
Maryland
Penn State (Big 10)
Pitt (Big East)
Rutgers (Big East)
Syracuse (Big East)
Temple (MAC)
UConn (Big East)
UMass (CAA)
Virginia
Virginia Tech
Wake Forest
West Virginia (Big East)

Explanation: Let's face it, the Big East is dead. The only two official schools leaving the Big East are Pitt and Syracuse. But why not take West Virginia and UConn just to make things more interesting. Add Marshall for a little West Virginia flavoring. Let's subtract NC State, North Carolina and Miami. And let's unite the Pennsylvania schools for a some more fun. We know that UMass will officially be joining the MAC next year. But as you'll see, I'm going to try to make the conferences more regional.

C-USA
Arkansas (SEC)
Illinois (Big 10)
Iowa (Big 10)
Iowa State (Big 12)
Kansas (Big 12)
Kansas State (Big 12)
Minnesota (Big 10)
Missouri (Big 12)
Nebraska (Big 10)
Northern Illinois (MAC)
Northwestern (Big 10)
Oklahoma (Big 12)
Oklahoma State (Big 12)
Purdue (Big 10)
Tulsa
Wisconsin (Big 10)

Explanation: It's just un-American to remove Conference USA. Shouldn't they have some teams to brag about?

MAC
Akron
Ball State
Bowling Green
Central Michigan
Cincinnati (Big East)
Eastern Michigan
Indiana (Big 10)
Kent State
Miami OH
Michigan (Big 10)
Michigan State (Big 10)
Notre Dame (Independent)
Ohio
Ohio State (Big 10)
Toledo
Western Michigan

Explanation: What's the point of calling them "Big" conferences anyway? Besides a MAC is not big, it's large. So let's just drop the gimmick already

Mt. West/WAC
Arizona (PAC 12)
Arizona State (PAC 12)
Boise State (MWC)
Colorado (PAC 12)
Colorado State (MWC)
Idaho (WAC)
Nevada (WAC)
New Mexico (MWC)
New Mexico State (WAC)
UNLV (MWC)
Utah (PAC 12)
Utah State (WAC)
UTEP (C-USA)
Wyoming (MWC)

Explanation: I just like the name MWAC and the fact that all the schools are in the same time zone is a huge bonus. Not that this conference has a shot in hell of being created.

PAC 12
California
Fresno State (WAC)
Hawaii (WAC)
Oregon
Oregon State
San Diego State (MWC)
San Jose State (WAC)
Stanford
UCLA
USC
Washington
Washington State

Explanation: Qualifications- Home State must touch the Pacific Ocean and have a minimum of 12 teams. Check and check.

SEC
Clemson (ACC)
ECU (C-USA)
Florida
Florida Atlantic (Sun Belt)
Florida International (Sun Belt)
Florida State (ACC)
Georgia
Georgia Tech (ACC)
Miami (ACC)
North Carolina (ACC)
North Carolina State (ACC)
South Carolina
UCF (C-USA)
USF (Big East)

Explanation: The SEC wants to go to 14 teams. Just tryin' to help.

SWC
Baylor (Big 12)
Houston (C-USA)
Louisiana Tech (WAC)
LSU (SEC)
North Texas (Sun Belt)
Rice (C-USA)
SMU (C-USA)
TCU (MWC)
Texas (Big 12)
Texas A&M (Big 12)
Texas State (FCS Independent)
Texas Tech (Big 12)
Tulane (C-USA)
ULL (Sun Belt)
ULM (Sun Belt)
UTSA (FCS Independent)

Explanation: A) The rivalry between Texas and Louisiana is pretty intense. B) After the Big XII mess, it kinda makes me miss the old Southwest Conference. But we all know that TCU is going to the Big East. A&M is heading to the SEC. Texas State and UTSA are members of the WAC next year. And everyone is staying put. Oh well.

Sun Belt
Alabama (SEC)
Arkansas State
Auburn (SEC)
Kentucky (SEC)
Louisville (Big East)
Memphis (C-USA)
Middle Tennessee
Mississippi State (SEC)
Ole Miss (SEC)
South Alabama (FCS Independent)
Southern Miss (C-USA)
Tennessee (SEC)
Troy
UAB (C-USA)
Vanderbilt (SEC)
Western Kentucky

Explanation: It took some doing, but I finally got a new FBS school in the right conference. But it would make sense if all the teams relocated by region.

FBS Independents
Air Force (MWC)
Army
BYU
Navy

Explanation: They fight our wars for us, should we drag these two into this petty conflict? I don't think so. They have better things to worry about than what bowl game they're going to. And just in case we have a Mormon that wins the presidency... let's just leave em alone. At any rate, God bless you all.

Relax sports fans, it's highly unlikely to happen. However, if it happens....well... DAMN I'M GOOD!!! I still don't seeing that coming to fruition anytime soon... thank God.

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